TOUCH MY BOOKS AND I WILL EAT YOUR FACE. Just ask, man. Just fuckin' ask.

 

clusturfuck:

bloodgods:

brxxdxn:

thedailywhat:

Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
[@doraexploring.]

FUCK.



…….wut. oh god. Just…. oh god.

This is literally the funniest shit I have ever read in my entire life. S/o to the dude who commented “That shit cray”. Too true, Sardonic Stranger. Too goddamn true.

clusturfuck:

bloodgods:

brxxdxn:

thedailywhat:

Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.

Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.

[@doraexploring.]

FUCK.

…….wut. oh god. Just…. oh god.

This is literally the funniest shit I have ever read in my entire life. S/o to the dude who commented “That shit cray”. Too true, Sardonic Stranger. Too goddamn true.

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