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Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
FUCK.
…….wut. oh god. Just…. oh god.
This is literally the funniest shit I have ever read in my entire life. S/o to the dude who commented “That shit cray”. Too true, Sardonic Stranger. Too goddamn true.
IDK, GIVE HIM ANGRY EYEBROWS OR SOMETHING
lmfaoooooooooo, im rollin around on my livin room floor righh now. and to think…
oh dear lord there’s no way this can be real fhdsfkljsdfkjds “Idk, give him angry eyebrows or something” I’m crying