TOUCH MY BOOKS AND I WILL EAT YOUR FACE. Just ask, man. Just fuckin' ask.

 

I might be getting fired today.

If not today, then the end of the week maybe.

BTW -

Thanks, Facebook.  You’ve made it possible for my co-workers to seek revenge upon me. Keepin’ it trill. :)

Yeah, that’s a sarcastic smiley-face. The fuck do you want from me, I’m about to be fired.